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A reluctant morning route

Tesla WalksDog

One flying Roadster, four vapor jets, zero approved turns today.

A red Tesla Roadster hovering on four white vapor jets, its red leash clipped to a skeptical Shiba Inu in a red harness

Morning Route

The Roadster walks him; he remains unconvinced by the route.

The Walk Sequence

Every outing follows the same disputed procedure: secure the leash, clear the curb, maintain the dog's pace, ignore the vehicle's preferred altitude, and return only after every corner has been personally rejected.

  1. Mirror Check

    The red leash clips to the mirror while the harness gets one skeptical glance.

  2. Vertical Departure

    Four white vapor jets lift the Roadster before the dog changes pace.

  3. Pace Authority

    One stubborn trot sets the speed for the entire flying machine.

  4. Route Dispute

    The dog questions every turn, including the straight sections.

  5. Call Sign

    $TESLADOG reports home when the walk decides it has inspected enough pavement.

Tesla Walks Dog

Still walking. Still unconvinced.